No one panic, Randomness is here
My name is Noelle, but you may call me France. I am a really random girl from somewhere near LA (The entainment capital of the World!). I will one day move to England or France, but I am still waiting for that day.
awesome.
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
(Source: bitchsuckmy12inch, via shercode)
| i get walked into in the hall: | sorry |
|---|---|
| i get knocked and drop my books: | sorry |
| i get pushed against the wall: | sorry |
| i get pushed down a couple of stairs: | sorry |
| i get pushed out the window: | sorry |
| i get run over by a car: | sorry |
| i get murdered: | sorry |
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An italian, Frenchman, and American were gathered in a bar “last night i made love to my wife four tiomes” the Frenchman brags “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me”, “last night i made love to my wife six times” the italian replies ” and today she said she could never love another man” The American remained silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks “how many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once” says the American “only once?” the italian snorts arrongantly ‘And what did she say to you this morning?” “don’t stop”
This is great. :DDd haha
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Reblog With an Irrational Fear
DoorsI can beat all of you as far as irrationality goes
mine is
fruit
animatronics
periodically i’ll develop a fear of the car because i’m convinced there’s a bomb in it
vACUUMS
Going up escalators. Just upwards. Down is fine, but I’m not okay with up.
cockroaches
SEAGULLS!
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You approach the massive omelette…
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